gnarly:

when ur comfy in bed like: to pee or not to pee

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sorry:

Why is there so much blood in my alcohol system?

56,438 notes

flewor:

*waits for dealer to text me first*

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bey0nd-galaxy:

I’d love to have someone that will go out with me to somewhere that no ones there at night and smoke while staring at the sky

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suckmyvertical:

It’s never too late to drop out of school and become a stripper

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alabasterbones:

i envy people that come up with witty comebacks on the spot because i’m gonna need at least a 3 day notice 

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